Sometimes I Rhyme Slow, Sometimes I Rhyme Quick

I am

passing eyes over - books about Lincoln's moral development, poems by Creeley and Zagajewski (still)

hearing - mostly what I found in your kitchen

tasting - pork chops slathered in sage, salt, and pepper

and really - it's all about the kid

(I will continue this theme, but the results may not inspire)

Ambiguous Headline #37

Armless Boy Jiggles Pudding With Own Breath

Ambiguous Headlines # 58

Peripeteia Announced, No, Wait a Minute, Blossoms Everywhere and Laughter

Ambiguous Headlines # 59

Picketing of Wilson Picket's Mom for Hitting the Soul Singer With "Anything, Skillets, Stove Wood," Cancelled Due to False Participation by Former Mayoral Candidate

Ambiguous Headlines, # 60

Rain Delays No Longer Just For Baseball Games, Say It With Me, Now Stop

Ambiguous Headlines, # 61

The Critics Called It When the Big Guy Showed Up

Ambiguous Headlines, # 62

"Leggo My Eggo" Is Chinese

Ambiguous Headlines, # 63

While Violence is Counted on Youtube, Some Poems Thank the Breath as They Spend It, Lakers Win in Six

Ambiguous Headlines, # 64

Undisclosed Pharmacy Exec Begins Campaign to Find Bigger, Bolder Names For Diseases and Shake Lackluster Chemists from Yearlong Slump

Ambiguous Headlines, # 65

The World's Saddest Story Was Tossed Off the Back of an Ocean Liner Last Midnight; Second Saddest Story Rejoices

Ambiguous Headlines, # 66

"I Have Named Them," He Shouted Across 3 a.m., Blurring

Ambiguous Headlines, # 67

Man Uses Weightlifting Stories to Woo Feminist, Casting Her Into Grave, Existential Malaise

Ambiguous Headlines, # 68

Dallas Cowboys Duffle Bag Tossed Under Solitary Drinker's Bar Stool Named "Saddest Detail of 08"

Ambiguous Headlines, # 69

Lots of People Pose for the Same Picture and Get the Same Results

Ambiguous Headlines, # 70

The Phrase "Sentence Level Dynamic Phenomenology" Has Been (Cl)Uttered

Ambiguous Headlines, # 71

Kohler Announces Cage Johns

Ambiguous Headlines, # 72

Once Golden Silence Soon to Be Ones and Zeroes, Downloadable

Ambiguous Headlines, # 73

Rhys Chatham Changes Name to Wheats Screampastrami, 400-Layer Meat Sandwich to Follow

Ambiguous Headlines, # 74

Meredith Monk, the King of Funk?