Sunday, April 27, 2008

I am

passing eyes over - books about Lincoln's moral development, poems by Creeley and Zagajewski (still)

hearing - mostly what I found in your kitchen

tasting - pork chops slathered in sage, salt, and pepper

and really - it's all about the kid

(I will continue this theme, but the results may not inspire)

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Ambiguous Headline #37

Armless Boy Jiggles Pudding With Own Breath

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines # 58

Peripeteia Announced, No, Wait a Minute, Blossoms Everywhere and Laughter

Ambiguous Headlines # 59

Picketing of Wilson Picket's Mom for Hitting the Soul Singer With "Anything, Skillets, Stove Wood," Cancelled Due to False Participation by Former Mayoral Candidate

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 60

Rain Delays No Longer Just For Baseball Games, Say It With Me, Now Stop

Ambiguous Headlines, # 61

The Critics Called It When the Big Guy Showed Up

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 63

While Violence is Counted on Youtube, Some Poems Thank the Breath as They Spend It, Lakers Win in Six

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 64

Undisclosed Pharmacy Exec Begins Campaign to Find Bigger, Bolder Names For Diseases and Shake Lackluster Chemists from Yearlong Slump

Ambiguous Headlines, # 65

The World's Saddest Story Was Tossed Off the Back of an Ocean Liner Last Midnight; Second Saddest Story Rejoices

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 66

"I Have Named Them," He Shouted Across 3 a.m., Blurring

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 67

Man Uses Weightlifting Stories to Woo Feminist, Casting Her Into Grave, Existential Malaise

Friday, April 11, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 68

Dallas Cowboys Duffle Bag Tossed Under Solitary Drinker's Bar Stool Named "Saddest Detail of 08"

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 69

Lots of People Pose for the Same Picture and Get the Same Results


Ambiguous Headlines, # 70

The Phrase "Sentence Level Dynamic Phenomenology" Has Been (Cl)Uttered

Monday, April 7, 2008

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 72

Once Golden Silence Soon to Be Ones and Zeroes, Downloadable

Ambiguous Headlines, # 73

Rhys Chatham Changes Name to Wheats Screampastrami, 400-Layer Meat Sandwich to Follow

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Ambiguous Headlines, # 74

Meredith Monk, the King of Funk?