Free As A Bird On A Wing

if you don't know where the itch comes from, ask a hawthorn bush.
if being chased by a cyclops, don't stop if you drop your glasses.
will yourself into occasional ugliness. it will make your breath smell better.
free food is for coloring.
evil has ideas. respect it.
be bold, like a banana.
watch where you put that thing, tho.
when searching for swimming holes, look for french people.
refrain from writing about the marks upon your lover's body early in a relationship. they may understand too much.