Monday, December 13, 2010

Suggested Topics for Holiday Phone Call

1. Current setting
2. Enemies (i.e., minor irritants)
3. Surprises
4. Non-monetary compensation
5. Parameters for Best-of List
6. The holy ghost, the ghostly holy
7. Handsomeness 2.0
8. Analogies that made us yawn, not smile
9. Becoming (the vs. a)
10. Bloomberg Business Week
11. That smell
12. The metaphysics of debt
13. Mustache strategy (bi-partisan if possible)
14. Expired diplomats
15. The launching of the tiny boats

2 comments:

yogacephalus said...

16. speed diets

17. things men over forty should not be asked to do

18. things women under twenty-five ask men over forty to do

19. mythological bloopers: medusa gets a haircut

20. foreskin? aftskin

yogacephalus said...

21. household uses for lou reed

22. unemployable beards

23. tree identification sex games

24. yelling at traffic actually speeds it up

25. non-stick potstickers