Friday, July 8, 2011

Reality Poetry 1

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio -- The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham said he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.

Parham said the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" - except he was a banana.

The gorilla was knocked down but got back up, adjusted his head and went back to work.

WJW-TV reported the banana split - running down the street with other teens.

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